Dear Catty,
The postal owls are the only means of communication. I sometimes wonder whether we live in an ancient era or what. Because even after so much time has passed still we cats won’t get our own communication system. These humans think that we don’t have brains but they don’t know like them we also have gossips to share *wink* *wink*. (Catty use the postal company called the ‘North of Mississippi’ instead of ‘South Lincoln’s lane’. Their owls are far more reliable and cheap. Then let me know your feedback). The worst did happen. Isn’t it? But Catty tell me why a person would name a dog ‘doggo’. Seriously in this freaking 21st century which is the origin of cool and funky names she can’t come up with anything better than ‘doggo’.All humans have such nice names. Don’t they think that even animals deserve nice names? Animals take pride in their names these humans don’t know a thing still they think they do. Remember the lazy cat in our shop? Apparently, she is named Elizabeth.
I almost choked on my food when I heard the name. What a waste to use such a name on the lazy bum! She thinks of herself to be queen or something after she was named this. Catty control your temper and prepare the iron and strike it on him just like the humans say to other humans “strike the iron while it is still hot” with a sneaky smile. Does the dog stink? I have seen many dogs who stink like hell. I hope this doggo takes shower often because unlike cats they don’t know the significance of Hygiene. Catty, dogs won’t ever understand the art of silence and stealth because all they can do is make noise and be goofy. Well for starters try to get along with him and train him maybe he will help us in our communication. I think Doggo can learn if only you are a good mentor which you are. (Fighting Catty!!) But to be honest I cannot imagine you training a creature who is thrice the size you are!! By the way, I have heard our humans talking with each other and I am so happy!!!
Apparently, they met at a supermarket. My human really enjoys your human’s company. And thanks to her she is smiling a lot these days and she is finally chasing her dreams ( I don’t know what it is but it is called ‘writer’). But do you think we will be able to meet with each other? There is this word called ‘lockdown’ which upsets all human beings. Apparently, this word means you are getting locked up in your own house without committing a crime. I don’t see whats the problem. Well whatever, my human these days seems to be watching a lot of television. Whenever some male comes up she shrieks and smiles like a mad person. ( Catty honestly I terrified of her shrieks and each time she does that I get a mini heart attack) I am really looking forward to meeting you. Till then take care of yourself Catty.
P.S. I LOVE YOUR HUMAN. SHE SUGGESTED THIS AWESOME CAT FOOD WHICH IS AWESOME.
Say thank you for me to her.
Love,
Your Bestie,
Ruth